Originally published at supple.co.uk. You can comment here or there.

“Manchester United will offer £27.5m plus £11m-rated Louis Saha for Spurs striker Dimitar Berbatov”

Fuck off you dirty Mancunian bastards with your fan-base that is all from Surrey. Go get your strikers somewhere else. Louis Saha is shite and we do not want him.

This is one situation that really pisses me off, however it is inevitable. To get into the top-4 and Champions League football you need to have some supurb players. To afford these top players, you need to already be bringing in the millions a top 4 finish gives the club.

It’ a horrible chicken/egg cycle that means the gap between Man U, Chelsea, Liverpool and Arsenal to the rest of the league keeps getting bigger. Spurs have finished 5th two seasons running now, but that gap from 5th to 4th is awesome.

Every now and again a clever manager makes a fantastic signing or develops a player that really does give you a chance at breaking the top 4, however the clubs already in the top 4 lure them away with the promise of playing Champions League football and huge salaries .

The only hopes for smaller clubs are:

1) The player realises he may just be put on the bench rather than get regular football (which some players do not want), however Berbatov would no doubt get regular games playing alongside Wayne Rooney

2) The player isn’t mercenary and has a bit of loyalty to their club (hahahahahahahah)

I will be so fucked off if Berbatov goes in the summer. Him and Robbie Keane are fantastic together and Berbatov is vital if Spurs are going to continue scoring and winning games.

Oh another note, we may be about to sign Gareth Bale, however I do not beleive the dribble the BBC publish as more than often they are wrong (I think they sensationalise news to try and compete with Sky Sports), but he may yet be pulled from under out feet by MAn U.

RAHHHHH!!!!

In your Manchester slums,
In your Manchester slums,
You search in the bins for something to eat,
You find a dead rat - you think it’s a treat
In your Manchester slums,

You’re all cockney wankers,
You’re all cockney wankers,
You’re all cockney wankers,
You’re all cockney wankers,